The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to die.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!