The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power to instantly die

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to make pencils dull.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to write a country song

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the power to shit with your mouth

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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i love to make shit brix

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!