The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to live.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to live.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power of writte with our feets.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!