- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Being able to fly in place.

The power to eat ass.

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The power to revive Hitler.

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

The abilty to go through water.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

the power of mind controlling...yourself

X ray vision on chairs

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

Pointless Super Powers