Crap out everything you're allergic too

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!