- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

The power to know where the beef is

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to make my own sandwich

The power to not move but your always happy.

The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to thumb up your own comments.

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power drown in water

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

Pointless Super Powers