The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!