- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to speak only one language

The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The power to waste money

the power to be able to speel ronj

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

the power to fly while under water

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power to say something only when you have a mouth

The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

The power to die everytime you pee

The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

Pointless Super Powers