The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to bread toast!

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The ability to smell colors

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!