- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

The power to stick your head up your ass

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power to waste money

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

the power to be able to speel ronj

The power to grow one wing

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

The power to never get drunk

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

the power to youtube poop

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to attract bullets.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

the power to shit with your mouth

Pointless Super Powers