- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to shit with your mouth

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The power to watch tv

The power to eat ass.

the ability to walk half through a brick wall

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to breath at will.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to telepathically fold paper.

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

Being a freemason

The power to get a boner when you're horny.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to never stop shitting.

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The power to see who is writing these powers

the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

The power to look TV

The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

Pointless Super Powers