The power to summon cops to arrest you

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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to die when you are happy

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to summon a massive midget

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!