The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to waste money

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to not talk.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!