The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to freeze ice

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!