The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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A good Kisser

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!