The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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the power to see through glass

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to mind reeds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!