The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

the ability to talk to humans

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to be a woman

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to freeze ice

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to read terms and conditions

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The power to exhale clouds.

Every time you clap some one dies

the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

the power to see everyone as a tree

the power to read this pointleessuperpower

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!