- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

The power to draw a perfect circle.

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

Doing a handstand with your feet

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

Pointless Super Powers