- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The ability to see through insects.

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to touch your toes

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power to not get shit dick

The power to communicate with applesauce.

Pointless Super Powers