The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!