The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to clean

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The ability to count to potato

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The ability to only fart in public

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to like any show

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!