The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to be half invisible

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!