The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to scare female plants.

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the power to write on cellophane

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!