The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!