the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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solar powered night-vision

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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to poop a penny every year

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to lactate air.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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the power to in power your self

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!