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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to display emotions at will

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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Third armpit.

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The power of being pointless

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to think of food

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!