The power to have hindsight.

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

the power to summon a massive midget

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

the power to read this pointleessuperpower

The power to spell 'a' correctly

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to die and not come back to life.

The power of eating from ears.

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

The power to have 21/20 vision.

The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

The ability to swim in water.

The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

The power to be dead

The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!