The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to control sloths

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!