The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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hello

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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Acid tears.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The Power to Power

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!