The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The ability to change races.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!