the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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shit and piss at the same time

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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swear words -jesse

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!