The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!