- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to see through glass walls.

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to die.

The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to grab a cats face

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

The power to speak braille.

the power to spell words wrong

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

The power to waste money

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

Pointless Super Powers