The power to revive Hitler.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to become a llama.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the ability to post here

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!