The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to ejaculate

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Acid tears.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to display emotions at will

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power of being pointless

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!