The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The ability to police irony

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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the power to fart the alphebet

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to burn the sun.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!