- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

Doing a handstand with your feet

the power to send text messages while driving

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to poop whenever you want.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to understand irony.

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

Pointless Super Powers