- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

Being able to fly in place.

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to fart on a plane.

the ability to look into your brain

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to be Chuck Norris

Pointless Super Powers