The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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A good Kisser

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to ignore useful information

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!