The power to read minds but only when you're alone

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The power to eat soup with a fork.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to jerk off without using your hands

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to not care.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to die.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power to grab a cats face

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to speak braille.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

thumb_up thumb_down +163

The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

thumb_up thumb_down +151

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

thumb_up thumb_down +147

The power to waste money

thumb_up thumb_down +145

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

thumb_up thumb_down +139

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +139

the ability to kill yourself... twice

thumb_up thumb_down +133

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

thumb_up thumb_down +127

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

thumb_up thumb_down +125

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +121

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

thumb_up thumb_down +119

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!