the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to push "pull" doors

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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the power to beathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!