- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

the power to go slower than a snail :l

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

to do nothing

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to teleport small dogs

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to control mealworms

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to open doors that are already open

Pointless Super Powers