The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to kill yourself

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!