The power that will grant you no power.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to shit without squinting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!