- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

the power to change people socks on command

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

Pointless Super Powers