- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power to be normal and average

The power to look like yourself

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The power to love Justin Bieber

The power to autocorrect your mom.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

Pointless Super Powers