The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to create another human

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!