The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to self destruct

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!