- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

the power of fart helium

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to see the past.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The ability to die on command.

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

Pointless Super Powers