The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to be french.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to breath Oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!