the power to shit bricks

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to have no powers

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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God tier Waste of Space

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!