The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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solar powered night-vision

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!