- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to not have a brain!

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to ejaculate

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

the ability to do absolutely nothing

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

the power to turn O2 into CO2

Every time you clap some one dies

The power to understand irony.

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

the power to make bubles without soap

Pointless Super Powers