The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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Taekwondo

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to be dead

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!