Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The ability to part hair.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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to make your bowel work backwards

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!