The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to be a woman

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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to be shitty

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!