The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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the power of being yourself

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!