The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to like any show

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power to fail

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!