The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to see air

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to fart upon command.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to die.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to be dead

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to to think less

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!