The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!