The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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the power to jerk off

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The ability to swim in water.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!