The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to turn into an escalator

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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the power to beathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!