The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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the power to in power your self

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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A healing punch

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to be yourself.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!