The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the power of being yourself

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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Power to develop diseases.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!