The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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Super-slowness

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!