The power to poo.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The super pow.er to die at will

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to not exist.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!