The power to sneeze scissors

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to die

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!