levi Hahne is gay

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power of not knowing

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!