The power to smell poo...

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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the power to turn into amy rose

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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Nipple Radar.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to be stupid

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to die.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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Taekwondo

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!