the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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the power to dislike this power

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to suck your own dick

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to poke

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!