beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to eat your poop

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to count to infinity.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to see through windows

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!