The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to see through a hole

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!