The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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the power to fly for a second

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!