The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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To pee standing up.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to plank

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The power to die while dieing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!