The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to watch tv

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!