the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to fall up.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!