The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The ability to lactate air.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to attract bullets.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!