The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to have a power thats a power

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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the power to jerk off

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to eat soap.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!