the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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the power to talk to your elbow

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!