The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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Super-slowness

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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the power of words

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to be stupid

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!